Зверек

name_less_one @ 2009-12-18T20:04:00

2009-12-19T01:04:51Z

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.

For the times they are a-changin'.

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.

The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'.

name_less_one @ 2009-12-09T11:22:00

2009-12-09T16:22:49Z

Неимоверно безвкусный тупой юмор. Обожаю =)

name_less_one @ 2009-11-20T11:53:00

2009-11-20T16:54:07Z

I wonder if there is a holywood movie which has russian characters but does not portray snow at any point.
Or arabic characters and does not portray desert.

name_less_one @ 2009-10-21T22:35:00

2009-10-22T02:38:01Z

Кто может мне объяснить, для чего выпускают машины с пределом скорости 250 км/ч, а потом законами ограничивают ее до 100 км/ч?
По-моему это все равно что продавать фены со встроенными пистолетами, но запрещать из них стрелять.

name_less_one @ 2009-09-22T23:54:00

2009-09-23T03:55:28Z

У Черного Моря...

name_less_one @ 2009-08-21T21:31:00

2009-08-22T01:34:31Z

This is an official statement from me.
Blizzard won.
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/cataclysm/

There's no point in struggling anymore. Those bastards can have my soul - I can't resist. My will is no more.

name_less_one @ 2009-07-07T12:56:00

2009-07-07T16:56:44Z

Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff's Penis Enlarger, Free iPod Industry

Rest in Peace

2009-06-26T05:33:43Z

Michael Jackson
1958 - 2009

Элементарно!

2009-05-21T19:53:27Z

New Sherlock Holmes movie is coming out, apprently not directly based on any Conan Doyle's fiction. It will feature Robert Downey Jr as Sherlock Holmes and Jude Law as Dr. Watson, in somewhat mystical, lovecraftesque plot. I am mildly curious...

On Susan Boyle...

2009-05-18T01:41:48Z

Okay, a little introduction who the people who live in a bunker: Susan Boyle is a contestant on "Britain got talent" IV show, who being 47 years old, can not be called "attractive" by most people's standards. After her appearance on the show she became a huge phenomenon, a "thing you totally must see" on youtube, and basically an ugly-betty-like celebrity. This is the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk

*Warning: Profanities Ahead*

Now, you know I don't write much here usually. It's just this show got me shocked to the extreme. Not by the woman's voice, not even by her appearance. By the fact, that MILLIONS of people still find it SURPRISING, that an unattractive person can have talent. It's not like this is unprecedented: one of the british most talented performers, Amy Winehouse, looks like a pissin crack whore. And even in America, one of the most important people in the country, Abraham Lincoln, looks like a miscarried monkey. Why, even after all those "blond" and "supermodel" jokes, most people still, almost INSTINCTIVELY assume that unattractive people must be stupid and wretched? You can speak about "primal instincts" and "social pressure" and all that stuff, but I can't stop thinking that the real reason behind this superficial phenomenon is that everybody is fucking dumb like fucking clay brick.

name_less_one @ 2009-04-18T11:06:00

2009-04-18T15:36:13Z

Подхвачено у perelynn

Мои идеальные представления о такой штуке как:

Оружие. То, которым не нужно пользоваться. Как сказал какой-то чудак: "Я не знаю, какое оружие будет использовано в третьей мировой войне, но я уверен, что в четвертой мы будем сражаться камнями и палками".
Признание в любви. Как можно меньше слов. Слова хорошо передают мысли, но к сожалению не чувства. Вот это: http://xkcd.com/260/
Окончание настолки. Красавица спасена. Злодей побежден. Герои богаты и знамениты. Птички поют. Цветочки цветут. НО НЕ ТУТ-ТО БЫЛО!..
Страна. Все те, в которых я не жил. А если серьезно - Испания. Солнце, море, испанки... И в то же время Европа!
Подарок. Билет. На концерт, в театр, в кино, в Лас Вегас - не принципиально. События делают жизнь ярче и интереснее. А вещи - в кладовке пылятся.

Если кому охота поскладывать мозаику своего идеального мира - пишите сюда, я выдам наборы:)

"Артиллерия - бог войны!"

2009-03-12T02:07:56Z

Empire: Total War is a GRAND game. The sheer scope of it is hard to describe.

As my brave soldiers battle their way against Ottoman turks all over Balkans, my feeble fleet has to protect my only naval access to the mediteranean - the Crimean peninsula. At the same time nobles in Saint Petersburg are unhappy about the increased taxation to fund war effort. Sweden in the north is rebuilding after a recent war, no doubt they will want to strike back and cut me out of Baltic sea, closing some of my most important trade routs. Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth is wary of my seemingly expansionist behaviour, so I have to play diplomacy to keep them happy and keep our alliance intact. Meanwhile I also have to pick a right person to replace my recently-deceased Minister of Justice and quell the religious unrests in a recently conquered Dagestan.

Empire: Total War is a GRAND game.

No comments. Just watch.

2009-02-25T21:20:28Z

name_less_one @ 2009-02-13T00:11:00

2009-02-13T05:14:45Z

С удивлением узнал, что у меня на полке уже не первый год лежит диск оффициально-христианской группы. И я не первый год с удовольствием из слушаю. Я конечно не то чтобы не догадывался, но все равно после моего стеба с "христианских" лицензированных продуктов, ощущаю себя как-то странно.

Речь идет о P.O.D. =)

name_less_one @ 2009-02-12T01:54:00

2009-02-12T07:10:20Z

"Zack and Miri make a porno" is an awesome movie! Probably the best comedy I've seen in a while.

Выходные

2009-01-27T19:11:00Z

"В углу скребет Фродо Кольцом Всевластия"

name_less_one @ 2009-01-20T00:08:00

2009-01-20T05:09:35Z

Ксения Собчак против Кати Гордон, 1:0, победа в пользу "Светской Львицы". Я люблю эту барышню, она мне явно импонирует.

European Men

2009-01-14T17:50:57Z

A really fun read, stumbled upon it accidentally. So true =)
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34198

Как работают новости в интернете.

2009-01-09T17:55:31Z

Линк на новость: КОЛЛАЙДЕР НЕСЕТ СМЕРТЬ! (Картинка ядерного взрыва)

Заголовок новости: АДРОННЫЙ КОЛЛАЙДЕР УБИЛ РАБОЧЕГО!

Текст новости: В 2005 году при работе над постройкой большого адронного коллайдера погиб рабочий. Смерть наступила в результате нелепого несчастного случая - один из подъемных кранов случайно уронил груз.

Итоги

2008-12-29T19:18:30Z

2008 подходит к победному концу. И, о да, что за год это был!
Заснеженные улицы и парки уютного Гуелфа
Холодные пещеры Коллингвуда
Шумные ночные клубы Монреаля
Поющие часовни старого Мюнхена
Древние каналы Нюремберга
Холодный Рижский туман
И жаркое, сумасшедшее Одесское лето
Лазурные пляжи Барселоны
Монументальные Нью-Йоркские авенью
И снова покрытые снегом улочки Гуелфа

Спасибо всем, друзья и родные, девочки и мальчики! Увидимся в новом году, обязательно увидимся!

Net Neutrality

2008-12-05T20:11:30Z

Can someone please explain it to me?

TAAAANK!!!!

2008-12-05T17:04:16Z

In case you didn't know, Left 4 Dead wins.

name_less_one @ 2008-12-04T21:20:00

2008-12-05T02:33:21Z

A few days ago I talked about Amy Winehouse. I've been seing her appear in tabloids time to time, dismissing all the bad stuff as usual celebrity gossip. Unfortunately, her situation really seems to be pretty bad, she is drugging herself to death and might not last to make another album. It just seems like being f-ed up and being an artist go hand to hand. It made me wonder about the causality.

It seems like it's not being an artist that makes you a screw-up. It's true, fame can do that to people, but not all artists are famous (at least during their lifetimes) and definitely not all celebrities are half-decent artists. I think it's just that art is really an emotion expressed, and emotional people naturally tend towards expression, be it through writing, poetry, music or painting. But the same people also tend to act through emotion a lot, and emotion is most often contradictory to reason. They do stuff no reasonable person would ever do and that takes heavy toll on their lives.

name_less_one @ 2008-12-02T10:49:00

2008-12-02T15:55:14Z

Amy Winehouse is a friggen discovery for me. Despite her ... STRANGE looks and ... EXTREME image, her music is really really good. The voice sounds annoying at first, but after you let it sink in, you see how it completes the misc to the point where you know it couldn't possibly work in any other way.

name_less_one @ 2008-11-28T03:16:00

2008-11-28T08:24:39Z

Watching fractal art at 3.15 am while listening to Fleur is an out-of-this-world experience. It's like getting high of experiences rather than substances. You overload your sensory inputs with seemingly unconnected signals, each beautiful on it's own - and your exhausted brain adds them all up to something that is definitely more than just the summ of it's parts.

I reviewed a paper today, some guys had successfully grown a complete tooth out of dental pulp cell culture by seeding it onto a biodegradable scaffold and implanting the scaffold into a rat's belly.